Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’ve heard all the moaning and hand wringing and fear mongering about the sexification of Halloween. Why do women wear those slutty outfits? What does this say about young folks today? WILL SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
Listen. You’re all thinking about this the wrong way. You know what’s really expensive? Lingerie. You know what’s really cheap? Halloween costumes. Hmmmm. Interesting.
Ok. Really, I just want an excuse to be a SEXY RAINBOW. What is the sexiest of all weather phenomenon? Obviously the rainbow. The colors! The unexpectedness! And of course, the ridiculous curves. Mmm. Yeah, rainbow. Girl, I’ll let you find my pot of gold ANYTIME. I may be a rainbow, but you’re never getting over me! Unh. Yeah.
Future potential boyfriends who are stalking me before deciding how serious you want us to get: I don’t really have this in my lingerie drawer. That would just be insane.
OR DO I?