Yeah, so the Super Bowl. Beyonce was the winner, I’m pretty sure. She’s a performer, and she performed the hell out of that halftime show. My roommate and I broke into spontaneous applause a few times. I’m sure she heard us.
So, here’s why becoming Beyonce is my new life goal.
1. This walk.
2. The ROAR – Smize move.
3. The power to have your friends just APPEAR when you need them for coordinated dance time.
4. Having your rapper mogul husband waiting to give you a bear hug after a crazy good performance.
5. Still getting to be a goof with your girlfriends.
So, yeah, need to get working on that. I think I’m going to start with doing a million trillion squats. That’ll help.