Five Reasons I Want to Beyonce When I Grow Up

4 Feb

Yeah, so the Super Bowl. Beyonce was the winner, I’m pretty sure. She’s a performer, and she performed the hell out of that halftime show. My roommate and I broke into spontaneous applause a few times. I’m sure she heard us.

So, here’s why becoming Beyonce is my new life goal.

1. This walk.

beyonce catwalk

2. The ROAR – Smize move.

beyonce roar smize

3. The power to have your friends just APPEAR when you need them for coordinated dance time.

kelly jump

4. Having your rapper mogul husband waiting to give you a bear hug after a crazy good performance.

jay bey hug

5. Still getting to be a goof with your girlfriends.

destinys child

So, yeah, need to get working on that. I think I’m going to start with doing a million trillion squats. That’ll help.


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